*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past almost 13 years
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.